About
Why the paper exists.
RemNet is funnel analytics for advertorial e-commerce — built first-party, finalized every morning, and answerable to the shops that use it. Here's the thinking behind it.
The story
RemNet exists because of a very specific morning ritual: opening GA4 to find out whether yesterday’s advertorial beat the day before — and closing it twenty minutes later, with three tabs of Explorations open, still not sure.
Advertorial funnels are a simple machine. Traffic lands on a page that looks like an article, some of it is hooked, some of it clicks through, some of it buys. Four numbers describe the whole thing. Yet every analytics tool on earth wants to show you real-time users in São Paulo instead of telling you whether the new headline worked.
So this got built: a tracker small enough to audit by hand, a pipeline that closes the day like a bookkeeper, and a report that says final and means it. Shopify first, because that’s where the orders are.
RemNet is independent and funded by the shops that use it rather than by advertisers. Email support and you reach us directly — not a call-centre script or a ticket-deflection queue. No investors to keep happy, no visitor data to resell, and no ambition to become a 300-metric everything-tool.
Quick facts
- Founded
- 2025
- Focus
- Advertorial funnels
- Hosting
- EU datacenters
- Funding
- Customer-funded
- Your data
- Export or delete, anytime
Registered business
House rules
Six principles, printed
where you can quote them.
01
Four numbers beat forty dashboards.
Every feature must serve a decision a funnel operator actually makes. If it doesn't, it stays out — that's why the product fits in your head.
02
Final beats real-time.
Numbers exist to be compared. A figure that's still moving can't be compared to anything, so we close the books nightly and stand behind what we print.
03
First-party everything.
Our tracker, our pipeline, our servers in EU datacenters. No third-party analytics vendor ever sees your visitors.
04
The data is yours.
Export any time, delete any time, gone within 30 days. It trains no models and is nobody's 'audience segment'. Reselling it would end this company — correctly.
05
Independent by design.
No investors to appease, no ad network in the background, no visitor data for sale. RemNet answers to the shops that pay for it and no one else — which is what keeps the incentives honest.
06
No dark patterns.
Cancel means cancel. Delete means delete. Pricing is on the pricing page. The unsubscribe link works the first time.
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Every figure in the mockups is illustrative — the real numbers only ever come from your own funnel.