SATURDAY, 8 AUGUST 2026 · Nº 220

For advertorial & listicle funnels · Shopify first

The morning paper for your funnel.

RemNet watches the advertorial → sales page → checkout journey with its own 5 KB tracker, ties every session to real Shopify revenue, and prints yesterday’s complete numbers every morning. Four metrics. Final. No dashboard that changes while you stare at it.

€0 during beta · every feature · no card

Morning report

FRI 07 AUG 2026

Funnel: Sleep Gummies — US

Hook rate64.2% 2.1 pt
CTA rate31.7% 0.8 pt
Conversion4.35% 0.22 pt
Rev / visitor€1.92 €0.14
Advertorial
12,480
Sales page
3,956
Checkout
986
Purchased
543

Sessions closed 02:00 · Shopify reconciled 03:04
543 orders · €23,946 · printed 07:00

Final ✓

01The four numbers

Every metric answers a
decision. There are four.

Generic analytics hand you three hundred metrics so you can build your own answers. RemNet took the questions a funnel operator actually asks every morning and shipped only those.

01Hook Rate

64.2%

Of everyone who lands, how many stay past the first screen instead of bouncing straight back to the feed.

Is the top of my page earning the scroll?

02CTA Rate

31.7%

How many click the button that moves them to the next step of the funnel.

Does the page earn the click?

03Conversion

4.35%

How many end up buying — counted from real Shopify orders, not a proxy event that fires on a button.

Did the clicks become money?

04Revenue / Visitor

€1.92

What one visitor is worth in actual revenue — per page, per funnel, per day.

Can I afford this traffic?

02The funnel

Built for the journey your
traffic actually takes.

Ad → advertorial → sales page → checkout. You define that once. The tracker stays deliberately dumb; our servers assign every pageview to its funnel step — so you never tag a page, and changing your funnel re-computes history.

Step 1

Advertorial

12,480 visitors

−68.3%

Step 2

Sales page

3,956 visitors

−75.1%biggest leak

Step 3

Checkout

986 visitors

−44.9%

Step 4

Purchased

543 visitors

Steps live on the server. Rename a page, reorder the funnel, add a pre-lander — history is re-resolved against the new shape.

Drop-off is the default view. Not a report you assemble. The leak is circled in red before your coffee is done.

Every step ends in money. The last column is always real Shopify orders — not “conversions” someone defined in a tag manager.

Nº 03The nightly close

No real-time. On purpose.

A number that changes while you look at it isn’t a number — it’s a rumor. RemNet collects all day, closes the books overnight, reconciles against Shopify, and prints one set of figures you can honestly compare to yesterday’s.

00:00–24:00

1. Collect

The tracker streams pageviews, hook signals and CTA clicks all day. Nobody has to stare at them.

02:00

2. Close

Sessions are stitched, scored and closed. The day's books stop moving.

03:00

3. Reconcile

Yesterday's Shopify orders are fetched and matched to sessions. Revenue becomes attribution.

07:00

4. Print

One report. Four numbers per page. Final — the same tomorrow as it is today.

* Yes, we could do real-time. We chose accuracy over dopamine.

04The comparison

GA4 shows you everything.
It answers nothing.

This is not a feature-count contest — GA4 would win one. It's about whether your analytics can answer the five questions a funnel operator asks before 9 a.m.

The questionGeneric analyticsRemNet
Did Monday's new hook beat Sunday's?Maybe — once sampling and thresholding stop hiding it▲ / ▼ in points vs. the day before, per page
Which advertorial actually makes money?Cross-report archaeology with UTMsRevenue per visitor, per advertorial, every morning
Where does the funnel leak?Build a funnel exploration by hand, then squintDrop-off per step. It's the default screen
Are yesterday's numbers final?Ask again in 24–48 hoursFinal by 07:00 — by design, not by luck
What does setup look like?Tag manager, events, consent mode, a consultantOne 5 KB script. Auto-installed on Shopify

* GA4 is fine at being GA4. It’s just not a funnel tool.

05The tracker

One tag. Under 5 KB.
Zero cookies.

Our own tracker, not a wrapper around someone else's. It knows nothing about funnels or steps — it reports what happened; the server works out what it means.

  • No cookies, nothing personal. Random IDs in localStorage. No stored IPs, no fingerprinting, no text or form values — coordinates, URLs and timings.
  • Never in the way. Deferred, dependency-free, ships events by beacon. If our servers vanish, your page doesn't notice.
  • First-party, first principles. No third-party analytics in the loop. Your visitor data goes to our EU servers and nowhere else.
  • Auto-installed on Shopify. The RemNet app adds it as a theme embed — a toggle, not a code edit.

Every field it sends, documented →

index.html — the whole install4.7 KB gzipped
<script defer
  data-site="9f2c-your-site-id"
  src="https://senddatatothe.cloud/t.js">
</script>

Yes, the ingest domain is really senddatatothe.cloud. It does exactly what it says.

06Also in the box

The rest of the toolkit,
honestly labeled.

Everything below serves the funnel — none of it is a generic analytics suite in a trench coat. Statuses are real; we'd rather under-promise on a marketing page.

Click heatmaps

Shipped

First-party click maps on every funnel page. Coordinates and a selector — never text, never fields.

Session timelines

Shipped

Every session as a story: pages in order, hooked or not, what got clicked, where it ended.

Changelog & notes

Shipped

Page changes and your own notes (“raised price to €49”) become markers on the graphs — cause, meet effect.

Shopify revenue

In beta

The app installs the tracker with a toggle and matches orders to sessions. Attribution without spreadsheets.

Morning report email

On the press

Yesterday's paper in your inbox at 07:00 — final numbers, biggest mover, biggest leak.

Change detection

On the press

RemNet notices when a page changed — headline, hero, price — and logs it without being told.

€0

Beta

07The price

Not a crippled free tier. The beta price — every feature, all of it, while we polish.

No card on file, so nothing charges itself. If paid plans arrive, moving to one is a step you take — never a bill that lands while you sleep.

See pricing →

Questions desk

Asked, answered.

Anything else — email us. Every message is read by someone who works on the product, not a ticket bot.

Do my visitors need a cookie banner because of RemNet?

RemNet sets no cookies and stores no personal data by default: a random ID in the browser’s localStorage, page URLs, timings, scroll depth and click coordinates. No stored IP addresses, no fingerprinting, no cross-site anything.

Whether your market’s reading of ePrivacy still wants a banner is your call to make (we can’t give legal advice) — but we hand you the cleanest possible starting point, with receipts.

Does it work outside Shopify?

The tracker runs on any website — it’s one script tag. The revenue metrics (conversion, revenue per visitor) currently need Shopify orders to reconcile against. Other carts are on the list; hook and CTA rates work anywhere today.

Where does my data live?

In EU datacenters. No third-party analytics vendor ever touches your visitor data, and you can export it or delete it whenever you like.

Seriously, no real-time dashboard?

Seriously. Numbers you act on should be complete, and a day is the honest unit of a funnel. If you need to watch a launch minute-by-minute, we’re the wrong tool that day — we’d rather tell you that here than disappoint you later.

What does “beta” mean here?

The product is young and moving fast; some features on this page are labeled “on the press” because they’re not out yet. The deal: you pay €0, every feature included, your data is safe, exportable and yours. There’s no card on file, so if paid plans ever arrive you’d move to one deliberately — nothing converts on its own.

Can I get everything out again?

Yes. Export your data anytime, and account deletion removes it from our systems within 30 days — the privacy policy spells it out.

Edition Nº 220 · goes to press nightly

Tomorrow morning, know.

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