For advertorial & listicle funnels · Shopify first
The morning paper for your funnel.
RemNet watches the advertorial → sales page → checkout journey with its own 5 KB tracker, ties every session to real Shopify revenue, and prints yesterday’s complete numbers every morning. Four metrics. Final. No dashboard that changes while you stare at it.
€0 during beta · every feature · no card
Morning report
FRI 07 AUG 2026
Funnel: Sleep Gummies — US
Sessions closed 02:00 · Shopify reconciled 03:04
543 orders · €23,946 · printed 07:00
Nº 01—The four numbers
Every metric answers a
decision. There are four.
Generic analytics hand you three hundred metrics so you can build your own answers. RemNet took the questions a funnel operator actually asks every morning and shipped only those.
01 — Hook Rate
64.2%
Of everyone who lands, how many stay past the first screen instead of bouncing straight back to the feed.
“Is the top of my page earning the scroll?”
02 — CTA Rate
31.7%
How many click the button that moves them to the next step of the funnel.
“Does the page earn the click?”
03 — Conversion
4.35%
How many end up buying — counted from real Shopify orders, not a proxy event that fires on a button.
“Did the clicks become money?”
04 — Revenue / Visitor
€1.92
What one visitor is worth in actual revenue — per page, per funnel, per day.
“Can I afford this traffic?”
Nº 02—The funnel
Built for the journey your
traffic actually takes.
Ad → advertorial → sales page → checkout. You define that once. The tracker stays deliberately dumb; our servers assign every pageview to its funnel step — so you never tag a page, and changing your funnel re-computes history.
Step 1
Advertorial
12,480 visitors
Step 2
Sales page
3,956 visitors
Step 3
Checkout
986 visitors
Step 4
Purchased
543 visitors
Steps live on the server. Rename a page, reorder the funnel, add a pre-lander — history is re-resolved against the new shape.
Drop-off is the default view. Not a report you assemble. The leak is circled in red before your coffee is done.
Every step ends in money. The last column is always real Shopify orders — not “conversions” someone defined in a tag manager.
Nº 03—The nightly close
No real-time. On purpose.
A number that changes while you look at it isn’t a number — it’s a rumor. RemNet collects all day, closes the books overnight, reconciles against Shopify, and prints one set of figures you can honestly compare to yesterday’s.
00:00–24:00
1. Collect
The tracker streams pageviews, hook signals and CTA clicks all day. Nobody has to stare at them.
02:00
2. Close
Sessions are stitched, scored and closed. The day's books stop moving.
03:00
3. Reconcile
Yesterday's Shopify orders are fetched and matched to sessions. Revenue becomes attribution.
07:00
4. Print
One report. Four numbers per page. Final — the same tomorrow as it is today.
* Yes, we could do real-time. We chose accuracy over dopamine.
Nº 04—The comparison
GA4 shows you everything.
It answers nothing.
This is not a feature-count contest — GA4 would win one. It's about whether your analytics can answer the five questions a funnel operator asks before 9 a.m.
| The question | Generic analytics | RemNet |
|---|---|---|
| Did Monday's new hook beat Sunday's? | ✗Maybe — once sampling and thresholding stop hiding it | ✓▲ / ▼ in points vs. the day before, per page |
| Which advertorial actually makes money? | ✗Cross-report archaeology with UTMs | ✓Revenue per visitor, per advertorial, every morning |
| Where does the funnel leak? | ✗Build a funnel exploration by hand, then squint | ✓Drop-off per step. It's the default screen |
| Are yesterday's numbers final? | ✗Ask again in 24–48 hours | ✓Final by 07:00 — by design, not by luck |
| What does setup look like? | ✗Tag manager, events, consent mode, a consultant | ✓One 5 KB script. Auto-installed on Shopify |
* GA4 is fine at being GA4. It’s just not a funnel tool.
Nº 05—The tracker
One tag. Under 5 KB.
Zero cookies.
Our own tracker, not a wrapper around someone else's. It knows nothing about funnels or steps — it reports what happened; the server works out what it means.
- ■No cookies, nothing personal. Random IDs in localStorage. No stored IPs, no fingerprinting, no text or form values — coordinates, URLs and timings.
- ■Never in the way. Deferred, dependency-free, ships events by beacon. If our servers vanish, your page doesn't notice.
- ■First-party, first principles. No third-party analytics in the loop. Your visitor data goes to our EU servers and nowhere else.
- ■Auto-installed on Shopify. The RemNet app adds it as a theme embed — a toggle, not a code edit.
<script defer
data-site="9f2c-your-site-id"
src="https://senddatatothe.cloud/t.js">
</script>Yes, the ingest domain is really senddatatothe.cloud. It does exactly what it says.
Nº 06—Also in the box
The rest of the toolkit,
honestly labeled.
Everything below serves the funnel — none of it is a generic analytics suite in a trench coat. Statuses are real; we'd rather under-promise on a marketing page.
Click heatmaps
ShippedFirst-party click maps on every funnel page. Coordinates and a selector — never text, never fields.
Session timelines
ShippedEvery session as a story: pages in order, hooked or not, what got clicked, where it ended.
Changelog & notes
ShippedPage changes and your own notes (“raised price to €49”) become markers on the graphs — cause, meet effect.
Shopify revenue
In betaThe app installs the tracker with a toggle and matches orders to sessions. Attribution without spreadsheets.
Morning report email
On the pressYesterday's paper in your inbox at 07:00 — final numbers, biggest mover, biggest leak.
Change detection
On the pressRemNet notices when a page changed — headline, hero, price — and logs it without being told.
€0
BetaNº 07—The price
Not a crippled free tier. The beta price — every feature, all of it, while we polish.
No card on file, so nothing charges itself. If paid plans arrive, moving to one is a step you take — never a bill that lands while you sleep.
Questions desk
Asked, answered.
Anything else — email us. Every message is read by someone who works on the product, not a ticket bot.
Do my visitors need a cookie banner because of RemNet?
RemNet sets no cookies and stores no personal data by default: a random ID in the browser’s localStorage, page URLs, timings, scroll depth and click coordinates. No stored IP addresses, no fingerprinting, no cross-site anything.
Whether your market’s reading of ePrivacy still wants a banner is your call to make (we can’t give legal advice) — but we hand you the cleanest possible starting point, with receipts.
Does it work outside Shopify?
The tracker runs on any website — it’s one script tag. The revenue metrics (conversion, revenue per visitor) currently need Shopify orders to reconcile against. Other carts are on the list; hook and CTA rates work anywhere today.
Where does my data live?
In EU datacenters. No third-party analytics vendor ever touches your visitor data, and you can export it or delete it whenever you like.
Seriously, no real-time dashboard?
Seriously. Numbers you act on should be complete, and a day is the honest unit of a funnel. If you need to watch a launch minute-by-minute, we’re the wrong tool that day — we’d rather tell you that here than disappoint you later.
What does “beta” mean here?
The product is young and moving fast; some features on this page are labeled “on the press” because they’re not out yet. The deal: you pay €0, every feature included, your data is safe, exportable and yours. There’s no card on file, so if paid plans ever arrive you’d move to one deliberately — nothing converts on its own.
Can I get everything out again?
Yes. Export your data anytime, and account deletion removes it from our systems within 30 days — the privacy policy spells it out.
Edition Nº 220 · goes to press nightly
Tomorrow morning, know.
Install today. Your first complete report is on the desk at 07:00 — hooked, clicked, bought, and what it was all worth.